All Hell Could Break Loose

Possibly in reaction to the reform proposal reported in the immediately preceding post (the grapevine has been upgraded to fiber optic cable) some fictitious judges are privately discussing whether there might be a way for judges to charge lawyers (specifically not litigants) for wasting the court’s time, boring a judge’s socks off, looking as if he has come directly from last night to short calendar, coping an attitude with no justification, misleading the court about a fact or law or scheduling problem, or in some other way demeaning the the judiciary and the legal system.

In reaction to rumors about what some fictitious judges are considering in private, some imaginary lawyers are considering a class action against only a very few select judges who routinely behave as if cases, litigants, law and lawyers were impediments to what otherwise would be a very nice gig.